Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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