im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
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