Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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