Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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