People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
PANTIES FOUND
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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