whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
My breasts were aching with rage.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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