i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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