Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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