Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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