wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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