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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Randomize
