How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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