yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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