she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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