well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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