I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I think weed is turning my hair brown
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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