oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
