It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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