Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
handjob tips. give me some.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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