I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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