Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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