"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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