called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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