i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
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