I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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