i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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