how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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