Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Who did Billy Mays play for?
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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