Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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