Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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