Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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