From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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