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(402): View more from Nebraska

Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...

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(573): View more from Missouri

officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.

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(419): View more from Ohio

Why is your signature on my underwear?

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(206): View more from Washington

That's why there are breakfast margaritas.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.

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Hey did where's my bong?

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In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right

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Should I bother to ask?

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(214): View more from Texas

If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you

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(707): View more from California

Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.

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(650): View more from California

i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks

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