My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
We got so high we made milksteak
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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