I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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