Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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