My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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