I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
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