I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
The ass gains better be worth it
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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