no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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