u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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