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(269): View more from Michigan

So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!

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(970): View more from Colorado

Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.

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And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.

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(586): View more from Michigan

She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.

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(310): View more from California

He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday

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(910): View more from North Carolina

Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside

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(850): View more from Florida

apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4

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(201): View more from New Jersey

I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?

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