I can't disclose who, but one time I called someone, they didn't pick up, and immediately texted back 'will call later, masturbating'
I thought that was really considerate
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I feel great
I just peed on a car
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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