I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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