windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
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