i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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