Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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