bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
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