he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
She announced her abortion via fbk
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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