She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Can I color on your dick again?
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Randomize
