I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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