Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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