We should be called the Road Head Warriors
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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